Got any grapes? : r/memes - Reddit
So i wis at muh job the other day when this 'ellow duck came up to fookin lemon stahnd an startin askin for grapes, o'course i told him we didnt have and he just fookin walked away like a pengin. Now all dis woulda been strange enough if hadnt done thwee days in a row.
A duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any grapes?" - Reddit
2015年2月23日 · Bartender says "What? Grapes? No, this is a bar, not a fruit store. Get out, duck" Next day the duck comes back, "Got any grapes?" Bartender says "Dammit duck, I told you to get out. Quit coming here asking for grapes or I'm going to nail your beak to a barstool. Next day the duck comes back, "Can I borrow a hammer?"
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2022年5月11日 · 3 days later the duck walks back into the hardware store “hello! Do you have any grapes?” The clerk frustrated says “for the last time this is a hardware store we don’t sell grapes and if you ask again I’ll nail your feet to the floor!” The duck shrugs and leaves. A week later the duck returns.. “hi! Do you have any nails?”
A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" - Reddit
2018年10月1日 · The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?" Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar!
Got any grapes? : r/memes - Reddit
2021年8月7日 · I got into the habit of singing ‘and then she waddled away, waddle waddle’ as I walked behind my elderly dog on her way to bed each night. Now, when I walk towards the bedroom at night, she won’t get up to follow me to bed unless I start singing her the waddle song.
A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" - Reddit
2022年4月17日 · Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes!
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2014年12月20日 · u/got-any-grapes. A catharsis for the frustrated moral philosopher in all of us, and a place to finally find out if you were wrong in an argument that's been bothering you.
A duck walks into a bar and asks... : r/Jokes - Reddit
2016年10月26日 · "Got any grapes?" (Bum bum bum, bum bum bum) And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. He started to laugh. He laughed for a while. He said, “Come on duck, let’s walk to the store. I’ll buy you some grapes So you won’t have to ask anymore.” So they walked to the store And the man bought some grapes. He gave one to the duck ...
The lyrics to The Duck Song are basically a Norm Macdonald joke
2023年9月11日 · Got any grapes?" The man said, "Look, this is getting old, I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold. Why not give it a go?" The duck said, "How about no." Then he waddled away ‘til the very next day. Then the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man said, "That's it!
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2023年9月16日 · Posted by u/Pleasant_Avocado_364 - 166 votes and 13 comments