Happy Retirement. We'll always have each ... We assure you that these funny retirement quotes, messages, sayings, and one-liners will definitely elicit hearty laughs into the air.

Celebrating a couple’s big day? You can’t go wrong with these happy anniversary messages. Congratulations on your retirement. I hope you enjoy every moment of it … golfing with me!

Happy retirement! We’ll miss you! RANT to the jerk or jerks who egged the front door and front porch of the Stimson-Green Mansion two days before Halloween. Your 30 seconds of “fun” meant 3 ...