Yes, shower curtain hooks are one of the least exciting things to think about, let alone spend money on. I, too, wish they would just magically appear in my bathroom without effort on my part.

You likely remember your first experience with putting up a shower curtain with hooks. It's one of the many little surprises you don't give much thought to as you move into your first place.

All you need to do is screw some J-hooks onto the underside of your patio or balcony roof, thread (ideally) weatherproof ...