Security was rough to maintain — stalwart Dot Wiggins fended off the looniest, a lanky wolf among mad sheep — and when that spit-and-glue press ran, close to a wild-west locomotive as I've ever been, ...
Try convincing an insurance company that not being able to see the ball properly was your excuse for wearing defective equipment and see how far it gets you ...
“Ach, no,” sighed the gloomy gig victim. “Now I’m tryin’ tae get ma daughter intae Rod Stewart. But she’s no havin’ it. Says there isnae enough death for a fun night oot.” ...