When it comes down to it, an Eton education is no match for a high-vis vest. Wear one of those and you can stop traffic, evacuate a building and generally do what you like until the actual rozzers ...

When it comes down to it, an Eton education is no match for a high-vis vest. Wear one of those and you can stop traffic, evacuate a building and generally do what you like until the actual rozzers ...