Sample lyrics: If you sit on my lap today And they called Joe Biden creepy for his overly tactile ways? What about young, ginger Santa? I can understand why no-one batted an eye in 1970.

Fox News' Jesse Watters sparks outrage for demanding more eye candy from female Trump ... Another added, "Looking good, Mike, but that Santa is creepy." A third chimed in, "I'd put him right ...